Full disclosure...
First, the things I am not going to do. I am not going to spell check. I am not going to correct my grammar mistakes.
Second, the things I am going to do, in no particular order of importance. I am going to make fun of you in a blog post if you point out my grammar mistakes.
I am going to be graphic, obscene, and completely inappropriate, because as the title suggests life is too short to pussy-foot around sensitive individuals. This outlet of expression is my way of venting and saying fuck you cancer, fuck you old bitchy vice principal, and hello to all the people that don't give a fuck or those that don't want to give a fuck but are too afraid to say or do it. See there grammar people.. that was a really long sentence and again, I don't give a fuck!
I am going to ramble at times, probably make absolutely no sense on other occasions, and/or jump from topic to topic and write in an incoherent, non-chronological manner. You might ask yourself why, and the answer is simple. Because I can. You are not writing this shit. I am, so either read it or don't. Again, I don't give a fuck!
I am going to write like an emotional wife battered blogger (there will be highs, there will be lows, there will be sadness, and there will be humor). Side note - I have not been beaten by my husband, but I do recognize the emotional roller coaster one might feel having been beaten by their significant other only to still love them. Fuck off wife beaters! I digress.
I am going to write about cancer, taboo shit, and a lot of other shit. Not literal shit, but the figurative shit that implies that people have way too many opinions about how other people live, or that sometimes things in life are just plain shitty.
I am going to post inconsistently. It is best to subscribe so you know when I have posted new content. Or don't subscribe and randomly show up here to read things I may or may not give a fuck about. You decide.
Disclosure complete. Now fuck off!
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